My parents sent me to the store
My parents sent me to the store To by a loaf of bread.
I come home with a puppy And a parakeet instead.
I come home with a guinea pig, A hamster and a cat,
A turtle and a lizard And a friendly little rat.
I also had a monkey And a mongoose and a mouse.
Those animals went crazy When I brought them in the house.
They barked and yelped and hissed And chased my family out the door.
My parents never let me Do the shopping anymore.